My God you suck Colbert... What are you going to do now that the whole premise of your show is gone? Boring ass TV

Lol the rubik cube maniacs can solve it much faster than someone replacing the stickers one by one, that's how insane they are

Tolkeinism: a safer cult

Hard working, educated.. Colbert earned it the hard way.

Stephen looks 20 years younger since last week.

Epic LOTR rant. Stephen let his nerd out in full force and we’re there for it. love you Stephen. Dead serious here: thank you for your service, sir. you kept me going when nothing else could. Well, you and Seth. And Trevor. And John Oliver. And Sam Bee. And…you get the point. You are all heroes.

More meows!

Obviously, you turn it a little and then pop a corner off ... then put it back together. Better, pop one of the center caps and unscrew the screw. Taking off the stickers leaves too much evidence.

This is so Hollywood. "Deadpool wasn't popular because it was an amazing film but because it was R-rated. Quick, make more R-rated movies." "Have you seen that new show Queen's Gambit? Why do you think people loved it?" "It was an engrossing story that people couldn't wait to get to the next episode of." "HAHA! You are so stupid. It's because it was based on a board game. Quick, start making films and game shows based on the Rubik's Cube." "Umm, that's not a board game." "You're fired!"

That piano was GREAT to listen to, waking up for work at 6:30 this morning. Happy Friday everyone!!

Don't WORRY!! Jesus is NOT coming to HELL again to save anyone.... Huhhhh... Save demons, I dont think so....!!!

Best Quibi joke yet! ...I mean, besides the actual Quibi.

They attacked democracy as they supported his lies.

I love the nerd rant.

... and don't get him started about Ungoliant,

Her accent is all over place 🙄

Nerd rage * heart eyes *

I live in Australia and for the past 5-10 years it has gotten worse here too. I’m a conservative and I find that there are no true conservative media outlets that aren’t lie-mongers.

It's apparent from the cheers, American public aren't the supporters of Islamaphobia. I'm grateful for that

I’m trying to be a great writer like Tolkien, I really love his work and the detail involved.

Hippos are massive killers, hugely aggressive and tourists think the yawning means they're sleepy and docile. They kill far far far more people than lions or other mammals, they're the second biggest animal killer of humans after mosquitoes (and other humans).

Why must we always compare the beautiful sky puppys to rats??? Besides the bat didnt ask to be eatin so thats like blaming harambe for gun violence

i eat meat, and I agree with her. my mother grew on a farm, and always tells us that the way animals are treated and forced to produce is not right.

Yet, if Biden were to be executed, Kamala Harris would become President

"YOU DONT KNOW ME " 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😭😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

Why go after her she is not trumpist she didnt know him she gonna divorce him watch

Will the other half of America wake up soon and realize that they have all been "donned"?

So many inuendos Sam...Some of us got em! ;-)

FREE GLORFINDEL

Am happy they did not bring the National Guards out.. this had to happen to show the true America 🇺🇸!!! This is who America is..!!!

Tolkien nerds are like, "that David Day dictionary is in fact the worst."

The Tolkien rant was SPECTACULAR!

Welcome to orange man bad show

bts forever love u

Fauci is right. I worked in a job for years whereby one of my roles was to brief high ranking officials. The VERY FIRST thing you get taught, is that if you get asked a question you don't know the answer to, admit that you don't know and go find out. Do not guess. This is basic sh*t. Fauci seems like a different man in all honesty.

Liking for Glorfindel. #GloryForGlorfindel

I could listen to Stephen talk about Tolkien all day

Biden is already failing, he'll be out in six months. He's a puppet for Obama(The Original Smoke and Mirrors President), trying to protect his sham legacy.

How do you watch a program like this if one doesn’t have access to a service like Hulu? Right - unfortunately, you don’t. So, when does it come to be broadcast on “regular” tv?

Where are the jokes about Biden signing the Federal mask mandate executive order then two hours later seen standing at Arlington cemetery (Federal Land) not wearing a mask. Keep the President bashing going like you did for the last four years you piece of shit.

Without trump to make fun of this guys material is already brutal

Need more of john’s awesome band and music instead of your useless trash talk

Well... the entire city didn't burn.......

Stephen, I understood everything you said, the annoyance of Glorfindel is real.

Thank the gods, sooner or later, Evil has a way of devouring its own... and speaking of geek culture: every Trekkie knows, you never trust a Q.

So beautiful it made me cry💖💖💖

Really telling without the laughter. Why get rid of the applause? It's all fake anyway. But notice how Steve still thinks it's funny. It's not......

Enough with the Biden worship, how more slimy can you become? You have to be ready to keep them accountable very soon, stop licking boots

So cool. Class

Oh thank God!! I can go back to not caring about American politics - and I don’t even live in America!

Omg I love this show, nerd humor on point👌

Thank you Jon! I needed a happy little tune and that did the trick.

You look old

Don't mind me, I'm just here happy to hear X-men references. 🤓

D_ _ k with a sh_ t show

And I knew about every little detail of your Glorfindel rant and have to commend you for being correct in all its details. <3

Love the upbeat piano. Does John have any albums you can link to?

A much less fascist point of view!!😂😂

EVELYN O'CONNELL.

You can't get tired of Jon Batiste. Thanks for having him.

America, as much as I am happy for you that the orange turd is out, this overmasturbatory celebration of his departure will make you all look like the biggest morons once you'll cause another Trump nomination in 4 or 8 years. There is a lot of cheering, a lot of happiness but not enough of "We can't let this happen again.". Don't eat that brunch too often, you guys have a lot of work to do.

I enjoy the topics Stephen Colbert covers, but he is painfully unfunny now.

Everytime I see stories of people trying to follow "Q", I just think of a V for Vendetta-type character who's opening introduction involves a bunch of words that begin with their namesake letter. But then I try to put something like that together and I keep getting hung up on "Voila!"

Not a single thing has changed in America other than the name at the top... and you say everything feels better? Lol 😂 you are a joke... no pun intended. At least republicans are honest and don’t make things seem better when they are not. The owners of America did not change when the presidency did. Which means the next four years will look like the last 30... more crime, more corruption, more pollution, more in poverty... and the wealthy just keep on getting richer. I’m tired of lying politicians, lying and manipulative television assholes like you, and tired of Americans being treated like native Indians all over again. There are millions (that’s a lot of folks) of people who are homeless and cannot afford housing. Why? Because all of the land is either bought up by private enterprises or it is so uninhabitable that people can’t live on it. The land that is for sale is so outrageous I don’t see how a bank could honestly loan money on it... $90,000 per acre of mountain land with no utilities nearby? What a joke this country is. Calling itself a democracy, forcefully spreading democracy... and when it comes right down to it, this country sidesteps democracy for military force. A complete fricken joke!!!

-slides his pup mask under the bed with his foot- PUBLIC WALKING OF A MAN?! my word what will they think of next? -adjusts monocle-

Where's Matt Parker?

"Oh Maybelline!" ... Made me very happy to hear that!

Who's a speedcuber here?

Fauci is now alive!!

Hey Anon, QQ more.

Does this mean Colbert will stop making unfunny cringe jokes about Trump and actually go back to being funny once a month again?

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70 plus million Americans see Booker as a lying racism pedaling subversive along with many other now in charge. They're going to whine about the Capitol incident while ignoring all the left wing violence and destruction of the past year and still going on currently. Yes there are some neo nazi types in the country but 70 plus million? Really? The more they keep denying that there was no voter fraud, the worse it will get for them.

shoutout to those physically affected by Steven's meowing

You people are not being fair - we're expecting a new, near-perfect health plan to be announced in two weeks.by Trump.

I absolutely loved his rant on J.R.R. Tolkien's work. A nerd after my own heart. -^_^

This was one of the top 5 intro's to quarentine while so far hahah

“It’s not like like chess, we don’t get to have cool names for things.” Sledgehammer, Hedgeslammer, Sexy Move, ___ Permutation, CFOP/ZZ/Roux method. PLL/OLL etc. Maybe so.

Righteous Tolkienian nerd fury!

I didn't think John would get my foot twitching and kicking. I was wrong!! Get on down!! Huh ha!!!